There will be no more privacy at all, and just when you feel you have eluded your transparent neighbors you will be assailed by a skeleton. They will stand against the wall when you use the toilet and watch you apply ointments to a rash. Your invisible neighbors will go mad and touch you beneath your blanket.
When you are too weak to stand they will peck out your eyes and devour your genitals. The owls will gradually learn your language and plague you with childlike calls for worms and mice. This will confuse you and make it impossible for you to locate lost children. My familiar is an owl so I will call upon all of the owls in the community and the surrounding woods and I will grant them the power to speak in a child's voice. It will be impossible to find a moment's rest and just when you have laid down your head a skeleton will burst through the door and run its bony fingers over your face. They will torment you with their relentless clacking and clatter. I will conjure all of the skeletons from all of the graveyards and make them chase you and vex you at night. They will march in formation and patrol the streets of your town. These stone men will be impervious to all of your bullets and bombs and the stone men will tear you in half or pull out your ears and eyes. There will be a legion of stone men, carved from basalt and powered by crystals that glow with magical energy. And if they fail at any of these tasks they shall join your families in the gems. They will teach your children to respect wizards. They will love your wives unconditionally and they will be exceptionally erotic lovers. They will speak in your language and take your wives as their own. They will carry swords and hack them into your limbs. I will raise snakes to slither upright and wear clothes. Only a wizard can unlock the gems, a poetic justice for a town with such hatred for wizards. If you shatter the gems you will only succeed in killing them. Wives and daughters will be imprisoned in magic gems. Run and cry, for you will soon envy those I kill with my fire beams. Those who witness this will scream in terror. Your bodies will disintegrate from the magical heat. This I will do with fire beams shooting from my fingers. Wizards such as I will permit you no mistakes when it comes to ill treating wizards.įor some I will simply kill you. Your first mistake was to challenge a wizard. I have seen the way you treat wizards, ostracizing and abusing them, and I am here to repay your unkindness.
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